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Well Someone Actually Held A Butthole Eating Contest At Lost Lands, On Day 3 No Less

Every festival that happens I find myself writing a headline I truly never thought I would ever have to articulate. First came the wook grilling a steak during Bassnectar's set at Electric Forest, then came the guy who buried the vodka on the grounds of Ezoo. Today though takes the cake for things I never actually thought I would ever sit down to write about. Fans at Lost Lands decided to hold an A** eating contest in the campgrounds – on day three of a camp festival. Common knowledge is that the last day of a camping festival is also when the body odor hits a maximum. So we salute those who waited until things were the most ripe to dive on in.

I don't know about you but if I am being honest – I have never been so proud to be a member of the electronic dance music community. This blatant disregard for any kind of hygiene in the name of tossing salads is borderline appalling and beautiful at the same time. Needless to say we edited out the key features of some of those involved.

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