Josh Pan has a legitimate gift. The man first rose to popularity in the dance music world when he started a Twitter thread involving a ridiculous erotic fan fiction between Jai Wolf and Ghastly. He was inspired to do so after a borderline stupid Twiiter feud that saw everyone from Moe Shalizi to the Diplo parody account jumping and taking stabs at both producers. Josh continued his writing skills when any other DJ beef began, but his latest thread might be his best work yet.
This fan fiction centers around a scorned Carnage exacting his revenge on Deadmau5 after a horrible rebuke. Things get down right insane half way through but that is honestly the point. Josh has become a master of satire – writing ridiculous stories that highlight just how stupid and petty beefs between producers can be. Read the full fan fiction below.
when they got to the 32nd floor, mau5 took off his helmet and motioned to his security detail to wait in the hallway & to guard his life.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
the llamas and the baby were going faster than him (6mph). after bending down to pick up the burritos he dropped, they were out of sight.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
carnage never saw himself as the destructive type. he didn't want to leave behind his career (fist pumping on stage), but he had no choice.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
the cold aluminum and the hot interior of the burrito sent a tingly sensation up thru his body & he wondered if his plan was worth it.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
bending down to inspect the sprout, he could see it slowly turning into a plug. one burrito slid out from his bum a bit – like a gopher.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
as i forgot to mention earlier, deadmau5 was staying at the tropicana. he enjoyed laughing at older, forgetful players at the poker tables.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
a 24 hour 90's halloween-themed porn marathon was discounted today. he planned on watching the entire thing at once. nothing could stop him.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
carnage knew where deadmau5 was. he had run into a crazy deadmau5 fan after his show, threatening to eat the fan if he didn't dox mau5.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
it's crazy how many things happen backstage. lil b getting jumped by no talent hacks at rolling loud.. carnage eating a deadmau5 fan..
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
yes it is.
america is not the "best country", as we used to say. there's no american dream.
it's dead.
the end.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
