I say this often, but man you just never think that you will ever write some head lines. You wake up and think to yourself, I will never write about a fake twitter beef involving bottled water. Then the clock strikes 4:20 and there you are doing exactly what you vowed not to. But hey this shit is hilarious so check it out.
DEER PARK VS. EVIAN
LOUDPVCK started things off by calling out Evian for not being up to the quality they market themselves to be. Clasically pointing out that it is in fact Niave spelled backwards. Carnage just about snapped folks.
Clearly LOUDPVCK wasn't gonna take that. And came at Carnage where it hurts the most. His devilish good looks.
I WANT EVERYBODY TO GO TO YOUR NEAREST EVIAN DISTRIBUTOR AND COP YOU AND A LOVED ONE A BIG BODY EV…. AND TWEET A PHOTO FOR A BLESSING!!
— CARNAGE (@djcarnage) June 6, 2017
Yeah we know this was a joke. In a way, this article was some kind of meta joke as well.