Are you familiar with DerpHouse yet? Well most likely not. Chicago house veteran Derrick Carter took to Twitter yesterday to call out the techno, deep v, man-bun DJ derps using the hashtag #DerpHouse. While the rant was not directed at anyone in particular, we're sure you can figure out just who he is talking about.
If every track you play, has a gratuitous, unnecessary breakdown in it…you might be "derp house".
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 2, 2015
If that Korg M1 or Yamaha DX preset is your default bass sound…you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If you match your outfit with your MacBook skin, you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If it takes more than three DJs to play one set, you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If your logo is better than your DJ set, you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
"If your V-neck is deeper than your music you might be #derphouse." – Ben Siegert
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
"if you have more press shots than releases you might be #derphouse" – Craig Jacob Williams
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If you do more ketamine than mixing, you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
Some people have their self-righteousness set to kill.
Mine is set on stunt…
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If you've hired someone to do your PR before you've hired a studio, then you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
If you "surf" crowds more than you "read" crowds, you might be #DerpHouse
— Derrick L. Carter (@blucu) March 3, 2015
