Ahhh a new year of Coachella means a new year of creepy as hell craigslist posts. Last year we all remember the gentleman who lived in a van and who was definitely a rapist of some sort offering passes over craigslist. Now we have an “up and coming” DJ who acquired passes through an industry contact who needs beautiful women around him to ease his social anxiety.
In exchange for talking about his music like you love it, and definitely not liking Diplo, you can be this persons semi-hostage for the weekend at Coachella. This is a bit less creepy than last year's craigslist special, but still it begs the question of what the hell are people thinking.