Connect with us

Hi, what are you looking for?

#EDM Articles

The EDM Sauce Top 100

There has been a lot of controversy over this years Top 100 DJ's ranking. Here at EDM Sauce we decided to compile our own rankings as we agree, the DJ Mag list is a little skewed. So check it out below and let us know your thoughts in the comments.

 

1. Will.I.Ams Morals and Ethics

His originality and creativity is absolutely out of this world.

will-i-am-rips-off-tracks

2. DJ Carnage

Raw Talent

https://youtu.be/4yR0zdF5-8s

3. Palm Tree Girl at Ultra 2010

A true champion to us all. Proving even trees need love.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

rave palm tree

4. Armin's Receding Hairline

You can style it any way you like. But the stress of losing to Hardwell in the polls does things to a man.

armin.van_.buuren

5. The Lost Souls of Any Girl Who Has Ever Twerked on Stage for Diplo

The is a special circle in hell reserved for these poor compromised souls.

diplo

6. Ironically Hardwells Also Receding Hairline

I really don't have anything on this one…

hardwell

7. The 48 Year Old Who Still Blows Coke in VIP with Hookers

coke

8. Rukes

Because like, well he kind of deserves a spot…

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

rukes

9. Black V Necks

Deeper the V, Deeper the Beat

vneck

10. Pineapple red Bull

What else can quench the thirst of the industry

Red-Bull-turns-tropical

11. Joggers

You need something to accent your V neck…

joggers

12. Carl

Still on the list after being lost for the better part of a decade.

ef

13. The Blood of the Innocents that Tiesto Bathes in to Retain his Youth and Hairline

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Looking the same age for multiple decades has its costs.

BloodBath

14. Facebook Promoters Who List Promoting as their Career

We know that you are not making any money, and your event invites are clogging my notifications.

15. Another Diplo Side Project

Coming to a mainstage near you in 2016

16. Those Still Stuck at Hudson Project

Word on the street is that they have become a thriving society based on a barter system from the remaining ground scores.

17. Opening DJ Throwing Bangers

The only way to commercial success is by outshining the headliner right?

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

18. Bath Salts

Or as the kids call it these days, Molly.

bath-salts

19. Solomon Myers- Inventor of VNECK

The man had no idea what his simple patent would do to a generation.

20. The Glover Aggressively Demanding to Give You a Light Show

Whether you are fucked up and into or not, homeboy is gonna melt yo face.

glvoer

21. Those Fire Dubplates Only You Have

No one else. Only you.

22. Vape God's Everywhere

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Chase Clouds or Go Home

vape god

23. VINAI

Duh. Talent is Talent.

24. Maarten Vorwerk

Humble but basically responsible for 45% of EDM in the last five years.

maarten

25. DVBBS

Duh. Talent is Talent.

26. Robot Guy with Nitrogen Gun

Working endlessly to distract you from the prerecorded nature of this set.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

27. Electric zoo Day 3

2016 pictured below.

comet

28. Flower Headbands

If you're basic and you know it, put on the flower band!

flower

29. DJ Woooo

RIP Turntable.fm

30. Paris Hilton

Duh.

31. Pauly D

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Duh.

32. Steve Aoki's canceled MSG Show

It definitely was not because of poor ticket sales.

33. Crystal Wraps

When your chakras really need to get right.

crystal

34. Hoopers and Other Flow People in Your Immediately Vicinity

They definitely are coherent enough not to bump into you repeatedly though.

hoopers

35. Ultra's 18+ Policy

While everyone can enjoy EDM, there are some things that do not call for fourteen year olds.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

36. That Guy Who Used to Make Fun of You in High School who Now Loves EDM

The bandwagon is moving pretty slowly lately, making jumping on relatively easy.

37. That Guy Who Grinds on you With Out Asking

Let me just creep up from behind and latch on without making eye contact or introducing myself.

38. Guy Constantly Asking for Gum

Nothing like teeth grinding induced root canals right?

39. Oscar Wylde's Failing Public Image

He has mastered hanging on to relevancy by a thread.

oscar

40. DJ's with 25 SC Followers who have a Manager and Publicist

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Hey whats up man! Talk to my manager…

41. That Overused Press Photo of Datsik Grabbing His Hat

datsik

42. David Guetta's Broken Stare

david-guetta

43. Calvin Harris' First Two Albums

Lets be real, ‘I Created Disco' and ‘Ready for the Weekend' were balls to the wall incredible…

44. Daft Punks Battery Budget to Stay Alive

Having been made in the early 90's, charging technology was primitive.

a-bunch-of-batteries

45. Bassnectar Family Members

The artist collective that has been publicly denounced by their hallowed artist.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

46. Vicks Vaporub

vicks

47. Crizzly's Domino's Tab

I don't think I would pay up either, if I never actually ate the pizza.

0517_Crizzly01

48. Pryda Snare

pryda

49. Modern Talking

50. Josh Wink's Country Rap Album

It does exist. I have it on Vinyl…my Ex's Dad Recorded it in some weird twist of fate.

51. Carl Cox's Head Polish Budget

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Need to keep that dome shinier than the Sun

Carl-Cox

52. Puppy Diamond

The cutest DJ Owned Dog of All Time…

puppy-diamond-620x348

53. Disclosure's Face Silhouette

How else would we know when an artist remixes their track…

54. Confused Top 40 fans at a Calvin Harris show

“There is a lot of techno being played at this Calvin Harris Concert”

55. Soundcloud's Drop Finder

Allowing you to skip to the ‘good part' for years now…

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

56. Smirnoff Vodka

You have to mix something with your pineapple redbull…

vodka

57. Crowd Surfing Blow Up Doll

She is like the heel of the bread, everyone touches her, but nobody wants to keep her…

blow up

58. Beatport's Genre Classifier

This guy has to be plastered just 24/7 or in the midst of one of the most dedicated trolls of all time.

59. Meowingtons

Really thought you would make it through a top 100 list on the internet without a cat on it?

meowingtons

60. DV&LM's suspiciously large North African Fan Base

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

The infrastructure really recovered quickly after the Arab Spring, and the people have spoken that they demand generic big room house.

61. John Cena

Got you.

361285-john-cena-2

62. That Horrible Lady who gets Free Access by Faking her Mom's Cancer

I did not bother to look up her name or picture, because she sucks.

63. Loopmasters.com

Helping bedroom producers feel important since 2012. ‘A Sample Boutique'….

64. VINAIS Drop They've Used 8 Times

aaabbbb

65. Security Guard Whose Way to Serious

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

‘Sir whats that in your pants youre hiding in your pants?'
‘You are grabbing my genitals sir'

66. That Empty Amnesty Box

I am sure they just empty it regularly.

amnesty

67. Soundcloud's Copyright Software

Making sure your dank remix will never be heard.

68. That Person Who Still Refers to EDM as Techno

Come on man, we have an abbreviation now.

69. Borgore's Penicillin Budget

Ratchet Hoes come with a price tag. Sometimes that price tag is The Clap.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Penicillin_cures_gonorrhea

70. Drops Sampled by Vines

People love dancing to Melbourne Bounce on Vine…

71. Dude with Giant Totem Standing in Front of You

He is going to be in the after movie…what can you say about yourself?

totem

72. That Person with the Whistle

There is a special circle of hell for this person, a few levels lower than the Diplo girls.

73. That One Friend Who Only Uses Acid and Molly for ‘Spiritual Reasons'

Because drug use needs rationalization I guess?

123

74. Guy with 300 hat pins.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Trades only

75. Guy Who Loved Hardwell Two Months Ago and Now Only Listens to Drumcode

Swedish Techno has an alluring quality I guess…

drumcode_logo_bw

76. Myles Shear

Manager Extraordinaire

77. That Inexplicable Three Six Mafia/Tiesto Collab…

We didn't forget about that Tijs

78. The Blown Out Sub in your Car from Excision‘s Shambala Mix

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

79. Ground Scores After the Festival

ground-score-north-coast-400x400

80. TomorrowWorlds Preparation Plan for Rain

twrain

81. Porter's Sad Boy Emoji

abc

82. Flumes Contract with the Devil to Produce Flawless Music

This is really the only explanation…

1419598580_Fan_Art__Robot_Devil_by_dover19_xlarge

83. Deadmau5's Shameless CSI Miami Cameo

At least it wasn't on Law&Order SVU?

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

84. Kaskade

Yeah on our poll too motherfucker.

85. Zac Efron

He was in that movie nobody saw.

640_zac_efron_we_are_your_friends_movie

86. That Friend Who Says his Favorite Song is ID

Some people need to be explained things a little more than others.

87. The Fact Corey Feldman has Gotten Away with Being skrillex for this Long

The resemblance is uncanny…

Skrillex vs Corey Feldman

88. The All Natural Dreadlocked Individual Who Won't Even Take Advil but Accepts Suspect Powders from Strangers

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Usually accompanied by a deep smell of Patchouli

89. Molly Water

Whoever invented this, is as close to handicapable (or whatever is PC these days) as possible…

1111mw_6_grande

90. That Couple Who Uses a 10 Person Tent at the Festival

‘Okay, we get a 10×10 plot of land'

camping

91. Shpongles DMT Budget

Divine Moments of Truth huh?

shpongle

92. Spoon U

The most monster collab ever. Using only spoons

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

000000

93. Frat DJ Pulling Exclusively from Spotify Playlist

‘Shit a transition is coming up, better backspin or fade out, then in!'

94. Steve Aoki's Emaciated and Delirious Personal Baker

‘Maybe we should eat the cake this time?…no?…okay nevermind…'

steve-aoki-jimmy-kimmel-oct-2014-650x430

95. The Wrist Fungus Formed From Refusing to Remove Years Old Festival Bands

tumblr_lp3i7iIqWn1qe9yiao1_1280

96. A-Traks hat

Self Explanatory

atrak

97. DJ Hanzel

He went 97 Deeper this time.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

98. Jason Ross, Proud Member of A&B

Jason-Ross-Anjunabeats-Elements-Lessthan3

99. Justin Kleinfeld

Honestly, one of the hardest working people in the game.

100. Girl on Dudes Shoulders in Front of You

She gets a clear view, hes getting a killer shoulder and core workout, and you get shade. So stop bitching.

 

With that folks, that is the end of this years list. Laugh at yourself industry, because we are all so shot out in our own ways. Eat your heart out DJ Mag, and get it together.

You May Also Like

New Music

Tiësto locks in another summer sensation with the new single, “Baila Conmigo.” Handcrafted for everything from the beachside festival to your next workout playlist,...

New Music

As the festival season is gaining momentum, Tiësto teams up with LA’s finest in Deorro for the dreamed mainstage anthem, “Savage.” The whizzing new...

New Music

What's going on dance music fans? Today we are bringing you an utmost killer reboot of Tiesto's recent superhit, “The Motto”, from up and...

Advertisement

Artist of the Week

Artist of the Week

What is going on dance music nation? We are so happy to bring you only the BEST in up and coming music, and today...