At one point or another, we have all experienced the struggle of finessing your way past the bouncer at your respective city's hottest club. Well, Berlin's Berghain Club — called “The Secret, Sex-Fueled World of Techno's Coolest Club” by Rolling Stone — supposedly takes skills on another level to gain entry. Thus, a third party has created a simulator for you to practice and prepare yourself for the real deal.
On BerghainTrainer.com, use your webcam for facial recognition to test your body language for levels of various emotions as you walk through the club's queue and approach the bouncer.
Eventually you will come face to face with the notoriously exclusive club's bouncer, upon which they will ask you three simple questions: “Are you drunk?” and “Is this your first time here?” and “Who’s playing tonight?”
And now I ask you, are you ready for the real deal? Practice.
